Tough call... Would have to be a toss up between the following:
Mike Lacombe flipping off the campers this past summer
Tommy telling us about how he was going to go get his motorcycle and fucking things up, while we were grilling in Kevin's front yard. (Only to later find out he didn't have a motorcycle.)
And I couldn't leave out the trip to the Four Season's bar that cold night up at Jimmy's cabin. That ride home makes me jiggle just thinking of it.
I was fortunately in the back seat with Todd sleeping in my lap... Plus if Jimms would have succeeded in pissing on the window, it would have hit Blyle, not me!
Can you picture the movie Tommy Boy when Tommy is in the back seat and the dog in the front is druelling and it is splaching Tommy in the back... That could have been Blyle.
Another favorite moment is always hearing what Tommy tells us his golf score is, and then hearing what the rest of his four-some say the real score is...
I also enjoy the precious moment of Jimms losing at hearts only to state that everyone cheats and is out to get him. Oh not to mention that he never loses.
Who can forget Jeff waking from a dead drunk sleep on a bench next to the fire yelling "We're on the Green!", also I believe a short time prior to that, he was also trying to pass a full beer cup thru a screened window.
That cold night at Four Seasons, did not Jimms spill a whole pitcher onto the lap of Matteo. We had to hold Blyle back from licking it off of Matt. At that time I was not sure if he was after the beer or had other intentions, but now we all know the truth. That was the same night Jimms was sober and went to play the gambling thingies and came back 10 minutes later totally drunk. I also believe that was the night Jimms bought warm Hamms Gold for the ride.
Yes, an entire pitcher of beer ended up on my leg... It looked like I pissed myself. Which would explain why Todd was laying on my lap on the way home. That was honestly the strangest night of all NT events. Without a doubt the most memorable, but also the strangest. It felt like we walked onto the set of Twin Peaks with a 80 year old whore wearing a formal dress, two gay guys wearing camo gear serenading one another, like a scene from Deliverance, Jimms sober to drunk in moments, and Jimms trying to piss out a closed car window why driving down a snow covered back road... Good times.
Jimms did drink alot, I think he was holding back and than he couldn't hold on anymore and let the wave of ethyl enter his brain and intoxicate him. The window was down when Jimms did urinate out of it. The best was when cuz Pener was upset because Jimms kept saying there were cops around and the fuzz buster was going off like crazy, I also believe that is the night that cardboard Matt drank all the crown royal and splatted it all over the toilet!
My favorite is the night Jeff and I stayed up until 4:00 am to get all the pics with Cardboard Matt. My favorites are the puke in the toilet scene (that was cocktail sauce), the Paparazzi pic with Jeff in bed, and the crashing the car one. I laughed so much that night, my sides hurt for 2 days.
Tough call... Would have to be a toss up between the following:
ReplyDeleteMike Lacombe flipping off the campers this past summer
Tommy telling us about how he was going to go get his motorcycle and fucking things up, while we were grilling in Kevin's front yard. (Only to later find out he didn't have a motorcycle.)
And I couldn't leave out the trip to the Four Season's bar that cold night up at Jimmy's cabin. That ride home makes me jiggle just thinking of it.
The drive home from 4 seasons was not cool... Watching Jimms try to pee into a closed window.
ReplyDeleteI was fortunately in the back seat with Todd sleeping in my lap... Plus if Jimms would have succeeded in pissing on the window, it would have hit Blyle, not me!
ReplyDeleteCan you picture the movie Tommy Boy when Tommy is in the back seat and the dog in the front is druelling and it is splaching Tommy in the back... That could have been Blyle.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised Jimms even wanted to go home... He seemed to have his eyes on that Guy singing on the stage in the camo-gear.
ReplyDeleteAnd the old lady in the Prom dress.
ReplyDeleteAnother favorite moment is always hearing what Tommy tells us his golf score is, and then hearing what the rest of his four-some say the real score is...
ReplyDeleteI also enjoy the precious moment of Jimms losing at hearts only to state that everyone cheats and is out to get him. Oh not to mention that he never loses.
ReplyDeleteWho can forget Jeff waking from a dead drunk sleep on a bench next to the fire yelling "We're on the Green!", also I believe a short time prior to that, he was also trying to pass a full beer cup thru a screened window.
ReplyDeleteI was not at that initial Noggin Toggin... Jeff was apparently quite a show!
ReplyDeleteMaybe if Blyle would quit playing footsie in the mens bathroom, he would have time to chat things up.
ReplyDeleteThat cold night at Four Seasons, did not Jimms spill a whole pitcher onto the lap of Matteo. We had to hold Blyle back from licking it off of Matt. At that time I was not sure if he was after the beer or had other intentions, but now we all know the truth. That was the same night Jimms was sober and went to play the gambling thingies and came back 10 minutes later totally drunk. I also believe that was the night Jimms bought warm Hamms Gold for the ride.
ReplyDeleteYes, an entire pitcher of beer ended up on my leg... It looked like I pissed myself. Which would explain why Todd was laying on my lap on the way home. That was honestly the strangest night of all NT events. Without a doubt the most memorable, but also the strangest. It felt like we walked onto the set of Twin Peaks with a 80 year old whore wearing a formal dress, two gay guys wearing camo gear serenading one another, like a scene from Deliverance, Jimms sober to drunk in moments, and Jimms trying to piss out a closed car window why driving down a snow covered back road... Good times.
ReplyDeleteJimms did drink alot, I think he was holding back and than he couldn't hold on anymore and let the wave of ethyl enter his brain and intoxicate him. The window was down when Jimms did urinate out of it. The best was when cuz Pener was upset because Jimms kept saying there were cops around and the fuzz buster was going off like crazy, I also believe that is the night that cardboard Matt drank all the crown royal and splatted it all over the toilet!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the night Jeff and I stayed up until 4:00 am to get all the pics with Cardboard Matt. My favorites are the puke in the toilet scene (that was cocktail sauce), the Paparazzi pic with Jeff in bed, and the crashing the car one. I laughed so much that night, my sides hurt for 2 days.
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